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I'm kidding, of course. I don't actually need you to help me get rid of a body. (Hypothetically, though, would you?)🛁
I don't normally send these emails so close together, but my publisher just told me that voting opens TODAY for the Better Reading Top 100, and that they think Kill Your Husbands has a chance to get onto the list. If it did, that would be life-changing.(Not completely life changing, but a bit. Comparable to winning a Kia Picanto in a charity raffle). | | | |
So if you liked Kill Your Husbands and you'd like more people to discover it (or if you liked my other books and you want me to write more of them) then please consider voting at betterreading.com.au/news/vote-now-to-win-better-readings-2025-top-100-books. You might even win a prize!
Voting is only open to Australian residents, but if you're outside Australia and want to help, you could share/like/comment on my Instagram post about the competition. That way Meta's evil algorithms are more likely to promote it to the people who can vote. | |
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I don't know if bribery is against the rules, but just in case it's not, I offer you these jokes about Timothy "Hangman" Blake in exchange for your vote.
What is Blake's favourite dessert? Danish.
What does he call the girl from The Ring?
A TV dinner.
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Why didn't he have any friends as a kid?
He was told not to play with his food.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting cannibal.
The interrup--ARGH, HELP! SOMEBODY! HELP! | |
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Thank you, thank you.
I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal.
See you next month-ish, Jack 🖋️ | |
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Written on unceded Ngunnawal/Ngambri land. I acknowledge elders past, present and emerging. Always was, always will be. | |
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